Joke of the Week
What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch.
Why did the cranberry blush?
It saw the turkey dressing
What do you call rain on Turkey Day?
Fowl weather.
What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
You'll both be filled with stuffing.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!